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Pond Demotivational Poster

Stress Mgmt -

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GaryO - October 22, 2013, 8:32 am
Been done. Still good though. Good composition, Demon. Welcome


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spacedog - August 30, 2011, 6:39 pm
Very nice.
culos - August 30, 2011, 8:55 am
Wunderbar! Reminds me of my ex!

TELL ME THIS HUMAN - Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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Greeny - September 24, 2014, 8:25 pm
Right here
ICEMAN - March 19, 2011, 3:11 am
Amazon.com. They have everything.
Feasibly - September 9, 2010, 6:08 pm
Nice one 50cal
forseti - September 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
that's called "creationism", isn't it?!? 5 Darwin awards!


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Shottyz - December 6, 2010, 9:14 pm
Well Said
spacedog - December 6, 2010, 4:34 pm
Nice one.


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 9:19 pm
Actually I usually drink Stella if I have a reason not to drink Jamesons....like when I'm driving or working.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:16 pm
If the Molson bottle fits...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 9:14 pm
Holstein!! you racist bastard, Do we all look the same to you?
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:11 pm
It's a thankless, endless job. You'd have a better chance of a "sense of completion: sorting mail for the post office.
Sean - July 17, 2009, 9:11 pm
Well faulk yew ya fikkin' gernsy!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 9:09 pm
Natzi? Eh?.....just thought I'd join Aggy on his quest to rid the internet of spelling errors.
Sean - July 17, 2009, 9:02 pm
No, your only up to eight times today. So knock it off.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 8:58 pm
Sean - July 17, 2009, 8:56 pm
aggy your a natzi!!!! just not sure wot kind ... 'll get back to you on that. k?
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 8:53 pm



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TheTrashHeap - January 30, 2010, 11:07 am
electrik makes me sad. But also happy that somebody is wasting their life on a much grander scale than I.
[email protected] - January 30, 2010, 7:17 am
This sin't funny, itz ur last bastion of hope when your computer goese pear shaped.


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Doggit - April 6, 2013, 9:45 am
I know that dude.

DIGITAL RADIO - The SOLUTION to the PROBLEM, that didn't EXIST! Because we just couldn't find those DEAD-SPOTS with ANALOG RADIOS.

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pzykosiz - October 15, 2010, 1:46 am
someone understands. 5l's

THE CHANGING... - ...of sunlight to moonlight Reflections of my life Oh how they fill my eyes

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VIRTUAL NATURE - Outdoors, you have been replaced.

PROFOUND WORDS - For us to ponder.

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Me_ - December 14, 2009, 3:44 pm
Yeah, he pissed off the Romans and had to hang to keep them from killing off the rest of the population. Lets hear it for the rebel without a clue whose family whisked him away once the guards were not looking. Lets not forget about all the sheep too.
Zed - November 21, 2009, 4:41 am
Those nails might hurt. Here's a step-ladder and a claw-hammer.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 11:53 pm
Go kill in the name of jesus!

"STRAZ" - Is that his last-name? ....nice...


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agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 4:11 pm
Perception isn't reality. A punch in the nose is reality... whatever led up to it was the fault of your perception of reality.
Hawamleh - December 4, 2010, 4:08 pm
then my reality is nothing ?
culos - December 4, 2010, 10:06 am
Be kind to a 15 yr old kid from Jordan. I bet he hasn't even tried to divide by zero yet!
GreyScorpion - December 4, 2010, 10:00 am
what do you need elaboration on Hammy? your perception IS your reality
Hawamleh - December 4, 2010, 9:58 am
elaborate anyone ?
rerun - December 4, 2010, 9:11 am

pretty deep thought
fascistfrenchman - December 4, 2010, 4:33 am
Bravo. I'd like to see more scientific ironies. Sometimes reality is funnier than any fictional plot.

Fishing Obsession -

FREEZE WARNING - Mercury Expected to Drop to 23 Degrees Farenheit.

Last Poke -


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5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 11:12 pm
and you?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 11:12 pm
doing well... still have not xmas shopped yet...lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:59 am
O I See.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:59 am
lunazol?..even Google can't tell me what that is..Is that your pet name for whippets?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:57 am
referring to the minor trauma destroying all hopes of a decent relationship in the future.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:56 am
oh god, the woman is bustin out the lunazol shots... I guess I will be taken advantage of.... someday
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:56 am
Next spouse?..she's 3 (are you drunk?...you shouldn't mix wine coolers and Motifake......Sorry i keep forgetting you're an American.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:55 am
big deep ukulele, I guess... lower is better
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:53 am
nothing like a Blitzen burger with extra mayo and an egg on top. they either get over the trauma, or take it out on their next spouse... Enjoy the show
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:52 am
Mrs. moooooooo is the guitar expert...that could be a ukulele for all I know/
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:51 am
Why is my 3 year old niece okay with me BBQ'ing Caribou...But If I call it a reindeer she starts crying and won't hug me goodbye?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:50 am
doing good, think I know one of my xmas presents... acoustic electric bass guitar
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:48 am
I'm good. just did an early Christmas with the 'rents and family....too long and icy of a drive, but I ate well. You?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:47 am
lol.... so how ya doin, bud?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:45 am
That's mighty liberal of you...have you met my friend Greyscorpion yet?.....I think you guys might hit it off.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:44 am
depends on my mood
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:43 am
*keys....and yes, yes it is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:43 am
You missed a few krys...did you mean "Imhomo"?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:43 am
I thought drinking was part of the job.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:42 am
lesbian trapped in a mans body, imho
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:42 am
Try it, I'll reject the 99th every day, even if I have to quit my job and take up drinking.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:41 am
if I go that route, at least 5 will be funny
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:41 am
They have their downsides....and we always have chompers. And that new girl springspirit or something, she seems cool but her boyfriend just screams "Fake internet lesbian"
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:39 am
maybe I should make a hundred posters by the end of the month, that might fix it
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:37 am
You know, this has been the funniest stuff I have seen here in a while. too bad we don't have a real crazy to mess with anymore
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:36 am
I have both....Flintstones vitamins and Stolichnaya OK?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:35 am
oh, wait....whore? thats it, I cant take it anymore...where are my pills and vodka?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:34 am
You'll feel it later Samantha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:33 am
*3 comments down, I meant *who are...not "whore"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:33 am
This has been a public service announcement by Moooooooooooo.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:33 am
awww, I feel the love
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:32 am
*To any noob reading this. 5150 and I are friends, It's OK to be this cruel to people whore your established equals on the site, we're just having fun.....Don't think you can talk like this to anyone on your first days here.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:31 am
yeah, but since you dont provide dental, the meth is starting to effect my clients
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:30 am
It's a good thing you do most of your work with your mouth.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:28 am
they tear when i let the brazilian grow out
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:26 am
I keep telling you to wear the pads...but do you listen?...Nooooooo.. You're affecting the bottom line, HO.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:26 am
thats why I buy dark spiderman underoos.... it hides the stains, and I feel like a hero at the same time
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:25 am
more of a runny discharge, its just tinted with blood from the infection... it comes and goes
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:24 am
So. You're saying that the blood you excrete (with the syphilis and all) is easier to wash than hooker blood?...that's just sexist.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:21 am
bloodstains from dead hookers are harder to get out
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:19 am
Said 5150 to his dry cleaner.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:16 am
the shit remains for some time, but eventually gets forgotten and dissipates.
gufbal - December 19, 2010, 9:56 am
but you still left your shit behind..
Faceplant31 - December 17, 2010, 12:30 pm
Very good ML. 5L
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:26 pm
*going to be
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:26 pm
pretty much... I eventually gave up, but saved it just in case. remember it was going to memoirs to one of my dumped hookers?
crankyhead - December 17, 2010, 12:23 pm
i remember this photo, it got lost in a fire didn't it?
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:23 pm
*first started on motifake
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:22 pm
I had been toying with this picture since I started here. finally something fit
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 12:15 pm
I would give it 5L for the image alone but the text is a bonus...5L!


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Pondering Something -

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GaryO - June 28, 2015, 4:14 pm
I think I have a lakering comin' on right now
spacedog - June 28, 2015, 12:40 pm
SEArching for answers? 5L

Garden Pond -

On the road again -

Ever wondered? -

Narcissist -

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She Lays There Pondering -

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Employee Assistance Program -

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